Drunk Men Joke

Drunk Men Joke

Two men gt drunk, but only have 10 dollars on them. The first guy turns to his friend and says, “I have an idea! Let’s go to the deli and buy a salami.” The friend is confused but goes along with the plan. They head to the deli, buy the salami and finally head to the bar. They start drinking beer after beer and before they can pay their tab the first guy places the salami between his legs and says, “Here, suck on the salami and they’ll kick us out before we even pay!” The friend complies and sure enough the two guys are kicked out the bar. They laugh and celebrate, the plan was a success! So they continue this routine to one bar, then another, and another. Each time they were required to pay the tab the first friend took out the salami and the second bobbed his head on it. Immediately getting them removed from the bars premises. After the last bar hopping the second friend became hungry and said, “Aw man, all these beers have me starving. Where is that salami I want to eat?” The first friend says, “I don’t know man, I lost it after the first bar.”

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